J-A-T: Pick a Parent.
10 February 2008
315 Comments
Post Author: Zep Hyuga
I know this is going to sound just like the “J-A-T: Who would you like to be you ancestor” blog, but this is a bit different.
The question is, Who, in the Naruverse, would you like to be your parents? And why your selections don’t necessary have to be pairings or shippings
In order to make this a bit more interesting, YOU CANNOT CHOOSE ANYBODY FROM TEAM 7, SAI AND YAMATO INCLUDED
Not that I’m trying to censor anybody, it’s just that almost everybody picks either Naruto or Sasuke. Come on people think outside the box.
first
hm
hard tho think but
Kiba as otou-san(i love dogs and wolves)
and i guess Hinata-chan as kaa-san
BYAKUGAN! CHA!!
oi
thundergod4th
i could try posting for u
Jiraiya-sensei!!!!!!!!
Then I could spend time with him and go peeping… oops… I meant… collecting vital information from bath-houses!
my emails
nashiokamiryuki(at)gmail.com
srry its a bit lengthy
I guess Shikamaru (Smart Smart Smart) and Hinata (Byakugan) Jiriya godfather he is da best.
lol j-sama
are really a pervert?
not trying to insult
um probably shika and hinata
I sent it
Lady Tsunade and maito guy. She is the hokaage and Guy is super strong.
i checked my email
not there try again
nashiokamiryuki@gmail.com
Hm hard. Tsunade and Lee. that would be interesting.
Pein’s parents….somehow i’m getting addicted to that rinnegan
oi Iruka
Guy and Tsunade just seems wrong but good combo i guess
youd have the most inhuman strength it wouldnt be funny
ohh wait never mind, i think lee and hinata, lee bacause i would exersise everyday and learn to be a jounin taijutsu fighter
yea. that would really be funny.
Sent.
wait, who did u send it to?
Lady Tsunade and Maito Guy have traits that I have. I am not a geeky as Guy, but I do have his spirit and atheticism like him. Lady Tsunade also is strong but very knowledgable. I have even thought of some jutsus for both of them. From lady Tsudade I would be able to funel light chakra from living things and incert it all over me. It is like a power bost. I would call it Pride of Leaf. From the boost I would be fast andsuper strong.
“lol j-sama are you really a pervert?”
Well, of course I am! I’m as perverted as they come.
hey im a pervert too!
“Well, of course I am! I’m as perverted as they come” Yeah cant you read his avatar.
why is every persons tag anbu!
its driving me nuts and im so confused
o and thanks for th welcome sharingan leader
thundergod
did u send to me or sharingan leader
Oh really?you know you remind me on someone J-sama.
can i join the club
?
ok ok
a girl just wants to clarify
er you I forgot about sharingan oops
today is ANBU day. that’s why we are all anbu.
xweaselwolfx Great minds think a like. I chose Guy over Lee because Guy is capable of jutsus.
Lee’s a great character but no ninjutsu, cmon.
well thats true.
I Wanna Say Hinata And Itachi, Thats Messed Up Eye Techniques
Is the clock on this site near enough correct where everyone lives?
nah it’s not correct to anyone, here it’s like 22:39 PM
not really. where I live is 21:40 (9:40 pm)
i meant it’s not correct to everyone…
here its 8pm but i live in Scotland.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY GODDAMNED BROTHER KEEPS PLAYING SOME GAYASS SONG CALLED ‘CHOCOLATE RAIN’ ON TH I-POD AMP(or watever its called)
anyways
HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
ITS TORTURE
SAVE MEEEEEE
wow Chaos you are close.
where i live its 12:44 like the site clock says
wait your brother is gay? O_o……DON’T use taijutsu (close combat)
Did you get it weasel?
ok where i live, the time is perfect, its 12:42 pm
you live in the U.S though
….or tell your brother to start listening to some Slipknot
you have to listen to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
i got it thundergod
I now what you mean. I have yonger sister and she is driving me nuts.
yeah in giant bold letters ill say its your idea
OMFG…tha HORRROOORRRR, how can your brother listen to this, my ears are bleeding…
ok and that song scares me.
yea i agree.
my brother is insultingly parodying naruto
NOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
The guys shiny
Hey, that song’s not that bad… Not at all, actually.
And just because someone listens to that kind of music, doesn’t mean they’re gay!
IM IN LIVING HELL
HHEEEEEELPPP
I BEG YOU
MY BROTHER’S NOT GAY
THE SONG IS
I didn’t say that I just don’t like music like that
hey I just thought of something if lee was your parent you would be able to be able to perform the loopy fist.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IM GOING TO DIE
J-sensei’s right, thats really sereotypical, and i mean i dont want to have a discussion about stereotyping on a anime forum but thats not a nice thing.
What?
THE PARODIES ARE TOO MUCH
HE’S USING NEJI
Spelling sucks today, stereotypical*
XweaselxWolfx…dude, just beat him up, that’s what i do with my little brother if he messes with my music
he wont stop
hes using lee now!
I love temaris little panther.
hes 15
im 11
Yea me too with my sister
I love temaris little panther.
its a weasel. cha!
hes doing shika now
oh, you’re the little brother than, sucks for you though.
Men it’s got to be hard to live with someone like him.
Wow, only 11? I think you’re the youngest author!
im a goddamned girl
and now hes using 3rd hokage and orochimaru
Right Everyones in Timeout. And I think It’s time You Learn That Violence Does NOT Help.
Why fight? if someone can fully justify violence i will eat my own foot.
sweet
youngest author
Only 11?
now hes
using sasuke-kun and itachi
yeah wow I’m older and I’m not an author.
ill type the names of vharacters my brothers using and tell me if u want to kill him and how
play time
right now its sasuke with chidori
“Why fight? if someone can fully justify violence i will eat my own foot.”
Would you like snot and liver sauce with that?
rasengan
i should make this a blog!
When will my post be up ??
eww
gross j-sama
Sothe, you’re turning into a hippie.
“Would you like snot and liver sauce with that?”Nice one J-sama I’m not sure Sothe would get along with naruto.
come on men
ill try by this weekend
im making a wiki as a school project so kinda busy
OMG xweaselxwolfx, Your 11? WTF?!!!?!?!?!?!?! well cool anyway youngest author, well welcome again!
Yes J-sama i would. Sorry i am very anti violence, in a fictional world i dont care coz obviously its not real, but in society…..I must sound so stupid to be talking about this on a naruto blog post.
im going deaf
whats an average age ?
well my birthday is sune I can’t wait.
snot with sause, never would do it
how old is evrybody?
Does it take that long to publish weasel i thought you just had to copy and paste.
Just ignore your brother, Chances are he trying to get a reaction out of you. If you ignore him, he will probably leave you alone. Violence does not solve anything.
I’m 12
13 in the end of may
first you say how old are you sharingan leader?
“eww gross j-sama”
You have a habbit of saying that…
But don’t worry, I’ll make you perverted by the time you get 14…
15 going 16 soon
Well I’m 14.
wow, i can’t believe how young you people are, I’m 16 years old on 27 March.
13. march 16
im 16 now.
Wow I’m 8 hours ahead of Sharingan leader coz his clock is perfect you guys stay up till like 1 am on the sites clock and i stay up to like 4pm on the syts clock
J-sama, you have to advertise the Great Shannaro!!! Hentai Army, people wanna join the ranks.
sorry wrong number i meant 13. march 15
Wow, this has turned from ‘J-A-T’ to ‘Hey, what’s your birthday and creditcard number!?’ blog…
J-sama you are hilarious.
J-sama if you really want to tell me your credit card number, i wont complain. Id try to keep the bill as perverted as possible =]
“J-sama, you have to advertise the Great Shannaro!!! Hentai Army, people wanna join the ranks.”
Hmm… I’ll talk to Bob about it.
Hentai is a bit sick I mean the people who create it must have sad lifes.
OK, enough with the birthdays, pick a parent and tell us why you chose him.
hey evrybody, while your at it, tell me your adress
lol
uhoh. Your actually gunna get it now. id run…fast.
I have already I chose Shikamaru(smart) and Hinata(Byakugan)
“Hentai is a bit sick I mean the people who create it must have sad lifes.”
If I were you, I’d take Sothe’s advice…
Hentai, believe it or not, is most often made by… Japanese schollgirls and housewives! How ’bout that!!??
Ok I’d like to join your army
uh hentai, so disgusting, i hate it
who evr thoght of it can go screw themselves.
“Hentai, believe it or not, is most often made by… Japanese schollgirls and housewives! How ’bout that!!??”…wow , i didn’t know, i should start watching that more often
I Just Wanna Say….to be a bit smart really, just because someones your parents doesnt necessarily mean you will get some of there traits, i mean byakugan maybe you will. But something like shikimarus knowledge isnt 100% going to be passed on
I take it all back J-sama let me join :p
No chaos it’s cartoons like e.g. naruto and sakura
WHITE FANG because everyone feared him and he was well known
“uh hentai, so disgusting, i hate it who evr thoght of it can go screw themselves.” Sharingan Leader is in denial, we must help him get through this denial phase
hu I’m back men my parents are anoying
why are one of my comments awaiting moderation
What do you mean?
why, what were they doing to you?
bob check your email!!!!!
i’d want deidara as a parent so i could blow up stuff! XD
Hey, all who are not commenting on the J-A-T, I suggest we take the birthday and hentai discussions to the forum!
http://www.forum.narutohurricane.com/viewtopic.php?p=611#611
well they allways complein that I’m lazy, that I should study more just like now.
OK, let’s friggen stop talking about porn, and hear what the people have to say about “their naruto universe parents”
i also like temari and shikimaru, because i like the idea of basically having the choice of what village to train in
J-sama, i dont think you got a life
J-sama it wont let me log in
I wont Itachi to be my dad while hinata is my mom so i have sharingon and byakugon
plus then i will be evil but nice muhuwaha wont a cookie
I guess if it had to be anybody it would be Pein and Hinata…. I would have like really powerful eyes unless I got one or the other…….. but if it had to be someone else I guess it would be Lee and Ino…… strong taijutsu and mind control jutsus that would be awesome
whats a bot
Naruto_zarachi i don’t think it’s possible having both Sharingan and Byakugan, you would end up either with sharingan or byakugan or in the best case, with THE RINNEGAN
like me….
yea it wont let me log in nether.
thats a good idea zabuza, like say lee and….whos good at genjutsu…urm…well someone thats good, so you can have that little bit of all the jutsus
i think you have to make another account for the forum, that’s what i did
Kurenai
“J-sama, i dont think you got a life”well that’s jus mean! Excuse me, but I’m gonna go cry now! Bye
come on I sure he didn’t mean that
you made EMO J-sama cry….you’re mean…..but i like that, isn’t being EVIL fun?
Wait A Second in the Narutards online section it has bob…and bobs cat?! did i miss something?
i was just being sarcastic and bob when did i became ANBU, wow this is awsome
And whats a bot?
“Naruto_zarachi i don’t think it’s possible having both Sharingan and Byakugan, you would end up either with sharingan or byakugan or in the best case, with THE RINNEGAN like me”
Ya but then if i was born with the byakugon i would pluck out itachis eyes and get the sharingon and byakugon hahaha but if i am born with sharingon then i will pretend to be hugin my uncle neji and pluck out his eye and have someone put it in muhuwaha
what do you expect when i want white fang to be my father, i would want everyone to fear me in a good way
or not
what you’re saying is combining your byakugan with the sharingan of itachi, that sounds like one of Ororchimaru’s experiments, maybe that statue with 2 sets of eye sockets to obtain the EMS, could also do a byakugan/sharingan combo…
Wait I changed my mind, I would rather have have Lee and Tayuya from the sound four with all her genjutsus that would be even more awsomer
See now that woulld be awsome i could own anyone
with my byakshinggon
….but if Itachi and hinata’s genes are the perfect combo, you’re gonna end up with the Rinnegan(which is the strongest bloodline limit), instead of a combo of Byakugan/Sharingan…..
No i wont i will defie even genetics wih my byakshinggon
when did I become Anbu….. I’m not even an author …. yet… I wanna submit a post but it’s not done yet I’m still doing some research
I dunno, id loveee MS, so itachi and…sasuke…coz sasukes obviously a girl. And yeah its incest but ya know, they wanna keep sharingan in the family i guess
no what would be cooler would be itachi sharingan combine with haku’s ice mirror jutsu
i would go with jiraiya and tsunade as my parents
No haku would never cheat on zabuza. and wat the hell would that do anyway
NSS7, i dunno about that one! i mean….what sex is Haku?! it says its a male…but i dunno…
yea that would be awsome NSS7
no i mean haku stealing an eye from itachi
O_o isn’t Haku a guy? How’s that gonna produce a child?
nah…there’s no way Haku could have defeated Itachi, what effect would the ice mirror bloodline limit have while in the Tsukuyomi?
Hey boyz and galz, made some changes to submit-a-post, please read:
http://www.narutohurricane.com/narutoblog/submit-a-post/
And I would pick Jiraiya and Tsunade… man that’d be a messed up family
Haku couldnt steal an eye from itachi and here ice miror jutsu sucked if naruto or sasuke had known rasengon or chidori they would have won without a scratch
NSS7 whatever it is you have my blessing as Haku’s non-biological Father
i almost forgot about that fact but why did kishimoto have to make haku a guy i mean he doesnt evn look like one
because zabuza was gay and he had to make haku gay to go with zabuza
bob check your email
but imagen what it would be like if haku has the MS, he would put them in genjutsu and then throw needles or use Tsukuyomi creating black ice mirrors and seeing all your weaknesses in the mirror, now that would be sick
Zabuza is not gay
wait i just notice that everyone became ANBU??
um
ive been saying that for 2 FREKIN DAYS NOW
ok people
im officially an emo-sasuke-avenger-wannabe
my brother would be dead 5 years ago if i had a katana
i guess because were all authors now bob did his update that we all instantly became ANBU, the overlord will fix it soon i guess
I don’t mind it
i want to know my actual rank as an author
Hey weaselwolf i can post my own blog now.
when u go to write on ur acount and it shows ur post but it doesnt show up on the site anywhere
yeah
i need someone to tutor me for a bit
J-Sama, Lady P, Nef, Sharingan Leader, NSS7 or Bob would really help
he he
thunder god4th, not right now because that would be the 3rd blog today, we dont want that, then the probalem would happen of over blogging, so just wait a while, and the way for it to show up is where it says uplaod
oh weaselwolf, did you check the authors section disscusion, it will help you out
xWeaselxWolfx just do some research and post whatever you would like or want to say about your idea
thnx guys
i would definitely pick shickamaru or neji as my father and temari as my mother
why does like everyone want shikamaru
just make him a playboy if this many people want him as their dad
i have nothing against him though
HAPPY ANBU DAY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
hmmm………….i would have to say that i would like my parents to be……….. The 4th and Kushina. Dont they just seem like they would be the best if they were still alive??? just something about them that just fits.
if not them, since they’re dead and all, then Neji and Ten Ten. again, a match that just fits. Cant you see Neji being a dad? he’s so serious i love it. and Ten Ten is just an awesome counter part because she’s a little more open and caring. i love it.
GREAT POST ZEP-SENPAI!!!!
and to J-sama and Leader:
hahaha……lol…….PERVERTS FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!
neh I.O.-san
why do we have Anbu day
i would want my parents to be white fang and the actor from the movie the ice princess
my friends and I play this naruto game at school and my parents in it are hinata and naruto, so I want hinata and shino
“neh I.O.-san
why do we have Anbu day?”
Well xWeaselxWolfx, if you havent noticed (but i’m sure ou have) EVERYONE is at ANBU RANKING……… this has been done by our Wonderour Overlord (Bob-Kage) to show every and all Narutards that
WE ARE ONE!!!!!
forget author, forget rookie, forget even newbie, but remember the title Narutard. because in essence, that is what it comes down to. We are one, all Narutards the same.
If guy could A-sexually reproduce with himself… I would totally be his child… GUY SENSIA!!! The dillution of his beautiful genes would only be a crime that could be expressed through my tears…
whoo fight the power brother
when I say power I dont mean bob I mean your computer
so bob is leading us to fight the so-called power
you spelled sensai wrong siskin
“forget author, forget rookie, forget even newbie, but remember the title Narutard. because in essence, that is what it comes down to. We are one, all Narutards the same.”
but i dont want 2
what? no. nss7 you have to be, you are already a narutard, if you are not, i do not know what to say
im fine with anbu day but i want to know my actual ranking
i just become an author and i dont get to see how far ive come
oh well, xweaselxwolfx, your an anbu, even without the anbu, when you become an author, you become an anbu
im just joking
i guess im a road ninja now, my rank dissapear
oh you are, oh god, you gave me a heart attack
thnx Sharingan Leader-senpai
xWeaselxWolfx is a good girl
what is the password for the authors blog
sorry bob if you read that I only read what you said on the other blogjust there and I thought we were all authors now sorry bob.
Great comeback Zep!I would pick Kurenai for my mum(so she can teach me how to use genjutsu) and White Fang for dad ,cuz he was so cool,even sannin feared him!
WTF!J-sama you corrupting our young people:-) and NN7 we have the same dad:-)
hell yeah
J-samas trying to make an 11 year old girl like me a pervert
and he says hell accomplish it when i’m 14
yeah right
does that mean your already a pervert?
U can always find out ur real rank by the thing next to ur name WeaselWolf ur u have a genin thingy and the next is chunin that is a green thingy. and i just made a post on the write thing and i saved it so how do i get it to were every one can see it.
His a bad sensei:-) But he probablly had right cuz naruto will run on for at least 7 years:-) Beware:-)
no im not a pervert but J-samas trying to make me one
like itll work
what reason do i have to be a pervert
a sensei that lets u be a perv isnt bad, they are the people that make the naruto univers Grrrreat
oh you’ll be a perv by at least 15
hhaha like Tony the Tiger
u said u were 11 so i give u till ur 13 if ur unlucky 14
dang you 11 ….. wow your old
Naruto Zarachi you are absolutely right where will we be without our J-sensei! Did Bob alow you too update character stats cuz they are very old(I mean stats)?
I was a perv by 13 and my brother just turned 13 and he is alreadyy a pervy sage
“Naruto Zarachi you are absolutely right where will we be without our J-sensei! Did Bob alow you too update character stats cuz they are very old(I mean stats)?”
No i just thought they needed to be upgraded so i did it. i am gona do all the main and some of the minor characters when i get a chance
does anybody know how Bob is
oops …I meant how old Bob is
Nope
oh well….. I sill say maybe Tayuya and Lee would make great parents
I would like it to be the old killer gaara to be my dad and hinata as my mom
so i have total killer intent and the byakugon and if nt hinata sasukes mom so i have sharingon
I don’t she has the sharingan she married into the family unless there’s some incest we don’t know about
hmmm…. how about ibiki and anko, that way no one can pick on me or piss me off, or hinata and kiba cause:
1. i love dogs and it would be awsome to work/live with them
2. having the byakugan would be awsome and it has its perks ‘wink’
No sasukes mother was an uchiha from another family. there different uchiha families like the huyga family
and the byakugon cant see through close ‘wink’
but somewhere down the the line there had to been some incest if like to keep it in the family
No at the beggining there were the original brother and sisters and cousins and they all got with people that were not uchiha but then after there were many different uchiha families they all started gettin down so if u count like ur 5th cousin or 6th cousin as incest. it would be more like ur step dad that u consider ur dad ha a daughter and u get with here its not realy rong but somewere down the line its a little freaky
basically the all uchiha are one big family but beware anoter one might kill you
thats true NSS7 they’re all power hungry
sorry for my poor spelling and sentence but all in all the uchiha are one big family that see eachother as enemies and foes but the hyuuga clan are more calm and loyal and they can see the world better then any other ninja