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| I.O.: Thank you for joining us today as we indulge in the first battle EVER here at………..”THE DOME”! Joining us today, as our celebrity guest, is none other than….. Tsunade-sama!!! Tsunade: Where’s my drink dammit!!!! I NEED A DRINK!!!!! I.O.: o_kay. Great to have…..is that a pig? Tsunade: (glares demonicly) yeah so what? You gotta problem boy? I.O.: no no no no no no no no……… she’s fine. You’re fine. We’re all fine…… hahahaha (laughing nervously). Pig: oink. I.O.: So, now that that’s all cleared up……ON TO THE FIGHT!!! *Haku vs. Mizuki* Tsunade: Hey, that ain’t fair!! That poor little girl is gonna get hurt. I.O.: O_O…… um, Tsunade-sama that’s a boy. Tsunade: Shut up, really? I think I’ve had too much to drink. I.O.: (whispers) you ain’t lyin’. Tsunade: What did you say? I.O.: And now, it’s time for the Pretty Boy to duke it up with the Guy with a face that I should remember. Tsunade: Isn’t Mizuki suppose to be in jail? Or is he on parole? I.O.: Must be on Parole if he’s here. Pig: no. He broke out and got caught by the ANBU black-ops. They threw him in here as punishment. kukukukukuku..... I.O.: did that pig just talk? Pig: I mean……oink! Tsunade: Much better. Ummmmmmmm….. Sake!! I.O.: Okay, so now Haku and Mizuki meet in the middle to exchange respects. And Haku is……. Well, he’s smiling. And Now Mizuki looks kinda worried. Tsunade: that’s because that smile is more of an “I’m gonna kill you without even blinking” kinda smile. Trust me, I know. And so does Jiraiya! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I.O.: I’m scared and I think I like it. Okay, so Mizuki is in fighting stance. And…….well……..Haku seems to have his hand behind his back and the other in front of his face. And he seems to be mumbling. Tsunade: 3……………2……………1……………… *!*!*!*!*BOoOoOoOoOM*!*!*!*!* Pig: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I.O.: Wha…… What the hell just happened? Mizuki is down and out, and Haku is………wait a sec. where’s Haku? Tsunade: Behind you. Haku: Hello. I.O. and Pig: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Pig: I mean……OOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNKKKKK! Haku: Since I’m here, I’ll explain what I… ahhhhhhhh [pushed out the way] Tsunade: (very drunk) Moobaside, Fruit Cake!!! Diziz my show……JOE, REWIND THAT CLIB!! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT THERE THANK YOU!!! Dair……you see it?? I.O.: O_O………..um, Haku is just standing there. Tsunade: But look at the hand behind his back! I.O.: >_< ohhhhh, I forgot!!! HAKE SPECIALIZES IN ONE-HANDED HAND SEALS!!!! Haku: Correct. And when I was mumbling with my eyes closed, I was actually placing mirrors all over so I could get around easier. Tsunade: What is this Girl Scout still Doing here? GET OUTTT!! (Punches Haku in the Face.) Haku: ZABUZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….. I.O.: Ouch. Well, there you have it Narutards!! The winner is: Haku! Stay tune next week as we bring you another full out BATTLE!!! This is I.O. …… Tsunade: and your Lord Hokage saying…. Both: OVER AND OUT!!!! Pig: OINK!! |
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